Dancing With The Stars Is Rigged!

Man I hate dancing with the stars. This was one of the first seasons I actually watched and after two or three

episodes, I’m not watching it EVER again. All I got to say is, HOW THE HECK DOES BRISTOL “THE PISTOL” PALIN GET MORE POINTS THAN MIKE FROM JERSEY SHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was utterly outraged. I still cannot believe it! That friggin Mary Ann whatever her name is, was like “…I can’t wait to see you for weeks to come…” What the hell is that!? Bristol looked like a 2×4 being dragged across the dance floor! Her dancing made me want to claw my eyes out with the tiniest fork (or other sharp objects) on this planet! It’s obvious they want her to stay on for rating purposes. But I think anyone who’s nickname involves a firearm should not be on national TV especially a family friendly show like Dancing With the Stars. By the way, trigger happy Momma Palin gave her that nickname. Go figure.

I voted almost 20 times for “The Situation” just because I was offended by Bristol getting two 7’s and one 8! THEN  before Bristols stale performance (was it even a performance; more like murder) that same Mary Ann chick asks Mike what size shoe he wears and proceeds in telling him he’s pigeon toed! Now what the hell is that!??? No duh, he’s pigeon toed. I think we all caught that one. Furthermore, I think he’s well aware of that! How the hell can you be pigeon toed and not notice? You can’t, it’s impossible! Plus what the heck does his shoe size have to do with that? He handled the comment well but, I would’ve said, “What’s wrong with you? Are you trying to call me out on TV?” She would’ve gotten played!

Anyway, I voted for you Mike! So what if your pigeon toed, you should get some credit for at least trying.

Moral of this story: Dancing With the Stars Suck, especially the judges. Screw them.

-unknwn